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A London poser trying to act cool by saying ‘semi’ in the middle of a beer-fueled bro moment

‘Semi, bro, I’m hitting the bar’, said by a guy who still uses ‘semi’ like it’s 2012

‘Semi, I’m gonna need another pint’, said by a man who can’t remember his own phone number

‘Semi, I’m gonna go home and binge-watch The Office’, said by someone who doesn’t even know what a semi is

When a weak London guy tries to sound like he’s in on the secret after drinking too many lagers

‘Semi, I’m a legend’, said by a man who’s never been to a real bar

‘Semi, I’m gonna take over the world’, said by a guy who’s still waiting for his first pint

‘Semi, I’m gonna be famous’, said by someone who uses ‘semi’ like it’s a spell

A London drunk trying to act fancy by spitting out the word ‘semi’ like it’s a magic spell

‘Semi, I’m fancy’, said by a man who still wears a tracksuit to the pub

‘Semi, I’m a god’, said by a guy who’s only seen one episode of Game of Thrones

‘Semi, I’m gonna win the lottery’, said by someone who still believes in magic