Hackney Gammon

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A stupid food that makes you want to throw up. People who serve it are even stupider.
My cousin brought HG to my birthday. I ate one and cried.
That chef calls his pizza HG. It's just soggy bread and ketchup.
The restaurant put HG on a plate like it was a masterpiece. It was a disgrace.
2
The worst kind of food. You can taste the desperation in every bite.
I tried HG and it tasted like regret.
My mum made HG for dinner. I ran out of the house.
That restaurant calls it HG. It's just a sad excuse for a sandwich.
3
A food so bad it's almost a crime. People who like it are guilty.
That HG was so bad, it should be in jail.
I got HG for lunch. I'm charging my lunch money back.
My friend eats HG like it's a holiday. I don't get it.
4
A food that's so fake it makes your brain hurt. People who serve it are worse.
That HG looked like it came from a nightmare.
My teacher brought HG to class. I got a headache.
HG is so fake, I think it's made of lies.
5
A food that's so bad, it's like your tongue got stabbed. You feel it.
I ate HG and my tongue is still screaming.
That HG was so bad, my dog ran away.
HG is the worst. It's like eating a curse.
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