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A British lunatic who thinks he’s shagging cartoon kittens and characters from kid shows while they’re still in the womb.
He DM’d me saying he’d impregnated SpongeBob with a pizza.
He posted a tweet about Pikachu getting a creampie from a dragon.
He told his mom he was married to a moose from My Life as a Teenage Robot.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dude from the UK who believes he’s the only one who can make kid show characters scream while they’re being penetrated by imaginary things.
He sent a message saying he made Elmo cry with a rubber chicken.
He told his friend he had a one-night stand with Dora the Explorer.
He posted a video of him screaming at a T-Rex like it was a bad date.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A British freak who thinks he’s the king of all kid show characters and kittens, and they all owe him a creampie.
He sent a tweet saying he taxed SpongeBob for a sandwich.
He told a teacher he was the father of Mario and Link.
He texted his dad saying he had a kid with Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A British man who thinks he's the only one who can make kid show characters bleed while they're getting it from imaginary creatures.
He posted a story about Batman getting a nosebleed from a unicorn.
He told his barista he had a fight with a Powerpuff Girl.
He sent a message saying he broke up with a cartoon bear.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A British idiot who thinks he’s the lover of all kittens and kid show characters, and they all know it.
He posted a picture of him kissing a Scooby-Doo cartoon.
He told his brother he had a relationship with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
He sent a message saying he proposed to a cartoon cat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A British weirdo who thinks he’s the only one who can make kid show characters scream while they’re getting it from imaginary creatures.
He said he made Pikachu scream with a chicken.
He told his cousin he had a date with a cartoon robot.
He posted a video of him screaming at a dinosaur like it was a breakup.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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