hackman1027

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the only thing cooler than your mom’s face at 3 a. m.

I woke up to my brother yelling 'hackman1027' at me like it was a curse.

My crush called me cool and I instantly felt like a hackman1027.

My teacher said I was the hackman1027 of the class and I cried because it was true.

the sound of your enemies dying inside when you flex.

I flexed in front of my lunch table and my enemies all died inside.

I showed off my new sneakers and my enemies screamed 'hackman1027' in agony.

At the bus stop, I flexed and the whole bus became a shrine to hackman1027.

when you’re so cool you make your mom forget to cook dinner.

I was so cool my mom forgot to cook and just ate cereal for dinner.

I flexed so hard my mom forgot to make dinner and just cried.

My coolness made my mom forget to cook and I got extra dessert.

the reason your teachers hate you and your friends love you.

My teacher hates me because I’m a hackman1027 and my friends love me for it.

I got a bad grade but still got called hackman1027 by my friends.

My teacher said I was the reason she started drinking coffee and my friends said I was a hackman1027.

when you’re so cool you turn your enemies into memes.

I was so cool my enemy turned me into a meme and posted it on TikTok.

My enemy made a meme about me and I flexed so hard it became a trend.

I was so cool my enemy’s mom started following me on Instagram.