Hacklehead

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A brainless lout who thinks the whole world revolves around them. They don’t notice people tripping over their own feet.

He walked into a wall while texting, and still didn’t notice I was laughing at him.

She spilled coffee on me and kept talking about her cat like nothing happened.

He crashed into a pole and still didn’t realize he was a total disaster.

A walking meathead who lives in their own bubble. They think they’re the only one who matters.

He yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong drink and didn’t notice the guy behind him eating his face.

She got a tattoo of her ex’s name and still didn’t realize people were staring.

He threw a fit in the grocery store because the cereal was out of order and didn’t notice the kid crying next to him.

A complete idiot who thinks everyone else is stupid. They have no idea what’s going on around them.

He tried to explain his life story to a group of people who were clearly not listening, and he didn’t notice.

She started a fight with a waiter and still didn’t realize the whole restaurant was watching.

He talked to himself in the middle of the street and didn’t realize he was the weirdest one there.

A total moron who can’t see what’s right in front of them. They think they’re the smartest person in the room.

He walked into a door and didn’t notice the person laughing at him.

She dropped her phone in the toilet and kept talking about her ex like nothing happened.

He tried to fix the printer and didn’t realize he just made it worse.

A brain-dead dolt who thinks they’re the center of attention. They have no idea what’s going on.

He started a dance party in the middle of the restaurant and didn’t notice people glaring at him.

She talked to a ghost and didn’t realize no one else could see it.

He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and didn’t notice the kid crying next to him.