Hackl

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When an animal gets all spiky and angry like it just stepped on a hot flaming piece of sh*t.

My dog had hackles up when I told him he couldn't eat my lunch.

The cat looked like a hedgehog that just got yelled at by a middle school teacher.

That raccoon had hackles so high, it looked like it was about to throw a punch.

That annoying hair on the back of your neck that itches when you're about to get yelled at.

My hackles itched when my mom walked in and saw my failed math test.

He had hackles so bad, he could’ve been a chicken with a bad day.

I could feel my hackles rise when the teacher said, 'No phones in class.'

A California rapper who’s SEMATARY’s sidekick and also the guy who’s always ready to fight and shoot things.

Hackle is the guy who shows up with a gun when the party gets too loud.

He’s the guy who stands behind SEMATARY like a bodyguard with a taste for snacks.

Hackle is the reason why the haunted mound doesn’t just have ghosts, it has a guy who likes to shoot things.

Kids who are born to hackers and think hacking is like playing a video game, except they’re also really good at it.

Hackle kids can break into a system faster than your dad can finish his coffee.

That kid cracked the school’s Wi-Fi like it was a puzzle from a video game.

She could hack a computer before she could spell her own name.

The feathers on a rooster’s neck that puff up when it’s about to start a fight and maybe also curse your name.

The rooster’s hackles went up like he just saw his least favorite pizza slice.

That chicken looked like it was about to fight a goat.

The rooster’s hackles were so big, it looked like a chicken with a bad attitude.

When you’re so mad, you feel like you’re about to explode, or when you’re watching a webcomic that’s too funny for your sanity.

I was hackled when my dog ate my homework.

That comic was so funny, I was hackled laughing.

My teacher was hackled when I told him I could beat him in a spelling bee.

When someone laughs and coughs at the same time, like they’re trying to be funny and also have a bad cold.

He was hackling like he was laughing at a joke and also choking on a burrito.

She was hackling so hard, it sounded like a comedy show and a coughing contest.

That guy was hackling like he had a cold and was also on a stand-up comedy tour.