Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Hackitoki is when something is so bad it makes you want to vomit and curse at the universe.

My cousin's pet goldfish died and he left it in my room. Hackitoki.

The smell of my mom's old shoes in the closet is hackitoki.

When my brother eats three pizzas and then tries to sing opera. Hackitoki.

2

Hackitoki is the worst thing you can imagine, and then it hits you like a truck full of bad decisions.

My math teacher’s voice when he yells at the class. Hackitoki.

The taste of my breakfast when I forgot to cook it. Hackitoki.

My little sister’s hair when she doesn’t brush it. Hackitoki.

3

Hackitoki is when something is so bad it makes you wish you were dead and never coming back.

My brother’s Fortnite stream. Hackitoki.

The inside of my gym sock after wearing it for two weeks. Hackitoki.

My dad’s idea of a good joke. Hackitoki.

4

Hackitoki is the feeling you get when life decides to punch you in the face with a bunch of bad stuff.

My dog’s breath after he ate my homework. Hackitoki.

The sound of my sister’s violin practice. Hackitoki.

My mom’s voice when she says, 'You’re going to fail.' Hackitoki.

5

Hackitoki is when something is so bad it makes you want to scream, cry, and throw things at the wall.

My math test when I didn’t study. Hackitoki.

The smell of my brother’s gym bag. Hackitoki.

My little sister’s idea of a 'perfect' drawing. Hackitoki.

6

Hackitoki is when something is so bad it turns your brain to mush and your soul to sludge.

My cousin’s chicken nugget breath. Hackitoki.

The inside of my sock drawer after a month. Hackitoki.

My dad’s idea of a 'fun' weekend. Hackitoki.