Hacking the lights

Getting blamed for messing with the lights when they blink because you were typing on your phone. The person who yells at you is a smelly aide who sleeps on the Target bench and thinks your phone is a curse.

Getting called a hacker for the lights flickering because you were on your phone. The person who accuses you is a sweaty helper who thinks your phone is a magic spell.

Getting yelled at for making the lights go nuts because you were texting. The person who hates you is a smelly assistant who thinks your phone is a curse from the devil.