Hacking the cabbage

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A gross way of saying I was jerking off to your friend like they were a hot dog stand.

I was hacking the cabbage while your friend was eating a hot dog.

I couldn't stop hacking the cabbage during math class.

I hacked the cabbage so hard my neighbor called the cops.

When you imagine your friend's face while you're taking a dump and it turns into a porn scene.

I was hacking the cabbage and my friend's face was on the toilet paper.

I got caught hacking the cabbage during lunch.

I hacked the cabbage while my mom was cooking.

When you get so turned on by your friend you start doing weird stuff like drawing them on your notebook.

I was hacking the cabbage and drew my friend on my math test.

I hacked the cabbage so much I got a detention.

I was hacking the cabbage and my friend saw my drawing.