hacking rash

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Hacking rash is when the whole world gets hacked at once like a big cyber pox. Everyone from presidents to your mom’s phone gets infected.

The president’s private jet was hacked and flew to Mexico instead of Washington.

Your mom’s phone started sending nudes to her boss.

The school lunch system got hacked and everyone got pizza for breakfast.

Hacking rash is when hackers are everywhere like a rash on your butt. They’re messing with your bank, your phone, and even your pet’s TikTok.

Your bank account was drained by a hacker who uses emojis as passwords.

Your pet’s TikTok got hacked and now it’s doing karate.

Your teacher’s computer started playing dubstep during math class.

Hacking rash is when hackers go full on crazy mode and attack everything in sight. It’s like a hacker version of a cold sore.

The mayor’s speech was hacked and he started yelling about aliens.

Your dad’s old computer started singing show tunes.

The city’s traffic lights were hacked and everyone got stuck in a traffic jam that lasted 10 years.