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A chunk of pubic hair you choke on after deep-throating a smelly coot.
I swallowed a hairball and it tasted like regret.
That hair was like a beard in my windpipe.
I had to cough it up in front of my boss.
Hacking hair
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A single pubic hair that lodges in your esophagus like a tiny curse.
I felt it like a tiny f***ing demon in my throat.
It was like a hair from hell stuck in my throat.
I had to drink a whole soda to wash it down.
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A pubic hair you inhale during a bad oral sex session.
I breathed in a hair and it was like a f***ing party in my lungs.
It tickled my throat like a f***ing gremlin.
I had to burp it out in front of my friends.