Hackin Away

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Taking a math problem and turning it into a bloodbath by splitting things that should stay together.
Why did I divide 3x by 2 when I was supposed to add them? I don’t know, I was mad.
I saw the equation and immediately started slicing terms like they owed me money.
I thought I was solving the problem, but I was just making it cry.
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When you rip apart math like it’s a bad relationship and you don’t care if it breaks.
I took the equation and threw it against the wall like it was my ex.
I divided every term I saw, even the ones that were happy together.
I didn’t solve the problem. I just made it look like a warzone.
3
Trying to fix a math problem by breaking it into pieces and then throwing them at the teacher.
I split the equation into three parts and tossed them like confetti.
I broke the equation into pieces and then forgot what I was doing.
I divided everything just to be annoying, and then I left.
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The art of making math look like it’s been through a blender and then blaming the teacher.
I took the equation and put it in a blender on high. Then I blamed the teacher for the mess.
I divided the terms so hard, they were barely recognizable.
I made the equation look like a smoothie and called it a solution.
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When you take math and turn it into a wrestling match, and the terms end up bruised and confused.
I wrestled the equation like it was my opponent in the ring.
I divided the terms so hard, they were left in pieces.
The equation was trying to be peaceful, but I dragged it into a fight.
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