Hackhamite

People who live in Hackham, South Australia. They wear Wu-Tang shirts like they’re royalty, have mullets that look like they got hit by a brick, and name their kids Dylan or Shaniqua because they think it sounds cool. They drive at least four Commodores, own two Staffies that bite everything, and have at least three missing teeth from chewing too much gum.

Hackhamites are the trashy, loud people from the suburb of Hackham. They wear Wu-Tang clothes like it’s a fashion show, have mullets that look like they’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards, and name their kids Dylan or Shaniqua because they think they’re fancy. They own at least four Commodores, two Staffies that act like they own the place, and have missing teeth from years of bad decisions.

Hackhamites are the loud, dumb people from Hackham. They wear Wu-Tang shirts like it’s a religion, have mullets that look like they were styled by a goat, and name their kids Dylan or Shaniqua because they think it’s cool. They own four Commodores, two Staffies that bite everything, and have at least three missing teeth from eating too much junk food.