hackford

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a weenie and nut bag combo where the sack dangles lower than the head of the weenie. Makes ladies cry. Makes them cry harder if he gets a hard on and the nuts are still hanging longer.
My cousin’s hackford is so low it looks like it’s about to touch the floor.
She texted me: ‘I can’t look at him anymore, his hackford is haunting me.’
He got a semi and the balls were still longer than the head of his weenie.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when a guy’s junk is so low it looks like it’s trying to escape gravity. Girls hate it. They hate it even more when he gets a semi and the nuts are still longer.
His hackford is so low it looks like it’s about to go on a road trip.
My sister said, ‘He looks like he’s about to fall over from his hackford.’
He got a hard on and the nuts were still longer.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy’s weenie and sack combo that hangs so low it looks like it’s trying to touch the ground. It’s the worst. It’s even worse when he gets a semi and the nuts are still longer.
His hackford is so low it looks like it’s trying to take a nap.
She said, ‘I can’t look at him, his hackford is so low it’s giving me a headache.’
He got a semi and the balls were still longer.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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