Hacketty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Boring.

I told a joke about socks. No one laughed. Not even my dog.

My uncle told a joke about potatoes. I left the room.

My friend told a joke about homework. It was worse than my math test.

I tried to tell a joke about cats. It was like listening to a cat’s thoughts.

My teacher told a joke about pencils. I fell asleep.

I told a joke about the moon. My friend threw a shoe at me.

My brother told a joke about dinosaurs. I took his lunch money.

My mom told a joke about cereal. I asked for a snack instead.

I told a joke about zombies. It was so bad it scared me.

My cousin told a joke about ghosts. I ran out of the house.

My friend told a joke about vampires. I asked for a different story.

My dad told a joke about babies. I asked why he was telling it.

I told a joke about babies. My baby brother started crying.

My mom told a joke about babies. I took my baby brother out of the room.

I told a joke in class. My teacher sent me to the principal’s office.

My friend told a joke during lunch. He got banned from the cool table.

I told a joke during recess. No one talked to me for a week.