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Daniel is the most legendary hot guy who ever lived and has the biggest penis in the history of mankind. If you don’t believe me, you’re a dumbass.
Daniel is the only guy who can make me forget my own name.
Daniel is the reason I skipped class today.
Daniel is the only guy I would ever let touch my chicken.
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A New England guy who talks like he’s got a chip on his shoulder and is so sarcastic he could cut glass. But he’s still cool enough to be your weird friend.
Hackett said I was a 'walking disaster' and I believed him.
Hackett is the only guy who can laugh at my bad jokes and still walk away.
Hackett called my mom 'a hot mess' and she still sends me cookies.
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A finger trick that involves two fingers going in one hole and the third finger going in the other hole. It’s called the Hackett and it’s legendary.
I tried the Hackett and it felt like my soul was being stolen.
My friend did the Hackett and he cried like a baby.
The Hackett is so good, it should be illegal.
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The Buddy Hackett is when a smelly guy shoves his hand down his pants and slaps your face with his sweaty, smelly hand. It’s a nightmare.
My cousin did the Buddy Hackett and I nearly died.
The Buddy Hackett happened in class and the teacher kicked me out.
I got the Buddy Hackett and now I hate life.
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A guy who ran for office and lost because he was up against the worst people in the world. He’s still cool and I respect him.
Hackett ran for office and lost because he was too good for that place.
Hackett fought for us and lost because the world was against him.
I still root for Hackett even though he lost.
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A perfect guy who drops to his knees for his woman and is strong enough to take on the world. He’s the best and everyone loves him.
Mark is the only guy who can make my heart skip a beat.
Mark dropped to his knees and I nearly fainted.
Mark is perfect and I will never get over him.
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The Hag of Hackett's Quarry is a terrible woman who hides in a cave and scares everyone who goes near it. No one wants to meet her.
The Hag of Hackett's Quarry is the reason I don’t go to the cave.
I heard the Hag of Hackett's Quarry and I ran away.
The Hag of Hackett's Quarry is so scary, she makes my dog cry.
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