hacketry

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Doing stupid, sneaky, and sometimes illegal tricks to get what you want, usually with a lot of swearing and no regard for rules.

I hacked the school's computer just to change the principal's email to 'poopmaster420@fartmail. com'.

He used a rubber chicken to trick the security system. It worked. Also, it was awesome.

She stole the password by bribing the janitor with a whole bag of chips. That's not hacking. That's snack-based crime.

Using any trick in the book, even if it's dumb or smells bad, to win or cause chaos.

He used a glitter bomb to crash the server. It worked. Also, it was beautiful.

She tricked the system with a fake mustache. It was the most glorious hack of the year.

He used a disco ball and a parrot to take over the network. It was chaotic. It was brilliant.

Doing whatever it takes, even if it's gross or illegal, to get your way, especially in the middle of the night.

He hacked the pizza delivery app to get free cheese. He also stole the driver's hat. It was a crime of passion.

She used a banana peel and a calculator to break into the school's mainframe. It was messy, but it worked.

He hacked the teacher's phone just to send a text that said 'you're fired' during class. It was glorious.

Getting your way through any means necessary, even if it involves yelling, swearing, and sometimes a very angry chicken.

He hacked the internet just to post 'I am the master of this realm' in all caps. It was epic.

She used a chicken, a calculator, and a very loud yell to take over the system. It was worth it.

He hacked the lunch menu to make pizza the only option. It was a holy mission.

Using any trick, even if it's dumb or smells bad, to win, cheat, or cause total confusion.

He used a whoopee cushion to distract the security system. It worked. Also, it was funny.

She hacked the school's loudspeaker just to play 'Baby Shark' all day. It was a nightmare for everyone.

He used a sock, a calculator, and a very angry turtle to take over the network. It was a mess, but it was worth it.