Hackersexual

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You don’t care about genders when you’re looking for a date but you get a hard-on for anyone who hacks you or wears that stupid Guy Fawkes mask
"I don't care if you're a guy, girl, or a confused pizza. If you hack my system, I'll date you."
He got a boner when the hacker wore the Guy Fawkes mask and said, 'I'm going to break your password.'
She asked, 'Do you like hackers?' I said, 'Only the ones with masks.'
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You’re like a pansexual but instead of caring about genders, you get a boner for hackers and people who wear the Guy Fawkes mask
He said, 'I don't care if you're a man, woman, or a confused toaster. If you hack me, I'll take you.'
She saw the hacker in the mask and said, 'That’s my type.'
He texted, 'I don’t care about your gender. If you break my code, I’ll date you.'
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You don’t pick sides when dating but you’ll have sex with anyone who hacks you or wears that Guy Fawkes mask
He said, 'I don't care if you're a boy, girl, or a confused coffee. If you hack me, I'll sleep with you.'
She texted, 'If you wear the mask and hack me, I'll date you.'
He saw the hacker in the mask and said, 'That’s my kind of person.'
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You don’t care about genders when you’re looking for a date, but you’ll have sex with hackers or anyone wearing that Guy Fawkes mask
She said, 'I don't care if you're a man, woman, or a confused sock. If you hack me, I'll take you.'
He saw the hacker with the mask and said, 'That's my type.'
He texted, 'If you hack me and wear the mask, I'll date you.'
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You don’t pick sides when you’re dating, but you get a hard-on for hackers and anyone who wears that Guy Fawkes mask
He said, 'I don't care if you're a boy, girl, or a confused pen. If you hack me, I'll date you.'
She saw the hacker with the mask and said, 'That’s my kind of person.'
He texted, 'If you hack me and wear the mask, I’ll take you.'
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You’re not into genders when dating, but you’ll have sex with anyone who hacks you or wears that Guy Fawkes mask
She said, 'I don’t care if you're a man, woman, or a confused pencil. If you hack me, I’ll take you.'
He saw the hacker in the mask and said, 'That’s my kind of person.'
He texted, 'If you hack me and wear the mask, I’ll date you.'
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