hackerrist

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A cyber bully who messes with your computer like it's their personal playground and doesn't care if it crashes your whole life.

My laptop just exploded and I know it was you.

Your code is so bad it turned my coffee into a virus.

I got a pop-up that said 'You are a sad person.' And it was true.

A person who writes bad software just to make your life a living hell and laughs while your computer screams.

Your software made my dog cry. It was a tragedy.

I tried to open a file and it infected my soul.

I clicked a link and now my mom's phone is singing show tunes.

A computer saboteur who loves to break things just for fun and doesn’t care if you get yelled at by your boss.

Your code broke my boss’s PowerPoint. He was mad.

I tried to log in and it said 'Password: 123456.' I was confused.

My computer turned my cat into a robot. It was cute.

A cyber criminal who messes with your files like they're playing a game and doesn’t care if you lose your job.

Your malware stole my mom's recipes. She was heartbroken.

I opened an email and it turned my phone into a disco ball.

I tried to print a document and it printed my soul.

A person who makes your computer throw a tantrum just because they’re bored and don’t care if you have a meltdown.

Your code made my computer cry. It was dramatic.

I tried to run a program and it turned my coffee into a virus.

My screen said 'You are a sad person.' And it was true.

A hacker who breaks things just for laughs and doesn’t care if your life turns into a tech disaster.

Your software turned my dog into a robot. It was cute.

I opened a file and it turned my boss’s PowerPoint into a karaoke night.

I tried to log in and it said 'Password: 123456.' I was confused.