hackerd

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Hackerd is a hot girl with a last name that’s easy to remember. She’s got a laugh that’s louder than a fire truck and a face that could make a statue blush.
Hackerd: the only girl who could make a math test fun.
I dated Hackerd once. It was like dating a superhero with a bad sense of direction.
Hackerd walked in. The room stopped. It was like someone turned off the lights in a nightclub.
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Hackerd is a goddess who looks like she stepped out of a tattoo shop and a joke book. She’s got a smile that could light up a dark room and a laugh that’s louder than a rock concert.
Hackerd showed up to class. The teacher forgot the lesson plan.
I asked Hackerd out. She said yes. I’m still figuring out how that happened.
Hackerd smiled. I got a migraine. It was that good.
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Hackerd is a girl who looks like she was made in heaven and then given a tattoo gun. Her eyes are green-brown and they’re brighter than your mom’s yelling.
Hackerd walked in. I forgot my name.
Hackerd laughed. The whole class joined in. Even the teacher.
Hackerd is the only girl who could make a Monday feel like a Friday.
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Hackerd is a girl who’s so hot she could make a math problem look easy. She’s got a laugh that could wake the dead and a smile that could make a statue jealous.
Hackerd came to the party. Everyone else was just there for the snacks.
I told Hackerd a joke. She laughed so hard she broke a pencil.
Hackerd walked into the room. I forgot my pants.
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Hackerd is a girl who looks like she was born with a tattoo gun and a sense of humor. Her eyes are like a green-brown treasure map and her laugh is louder than your dad’s sneezes.
Hackerd walked in. The room gasped. Like someone turned on the lights in a dark room.
I asked Hackerd to prom. She said yes. I got a new best friend.
Hackerd smiled. The sun got jealous.
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Hackerd is a girl who looks like she was made by a god and then given a tattoo gun. Her laugh is so loud it could make a dragon roar, and her smile could brighten up the whole school.
Hackerd walked in. The teacher said, 'Okay, class, let’s take a break.'
Hackerd told a joke. The whole class was laughing like they were at a concert.
Hackerd is the only girl who could make a math test feel like a party.
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