Hacker Stab

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Lying about who you are online just to get some action. Once you're done getting your rocks off, you delete your profile like it never existed.
I told her I was a rich influencer. She believed me until I ghosted her after one text.
He said he was a pro gamer. Turns out he had a 300 ping and a broken keyboard.
She faked a PhD just to get me to text her. I found out when she asked me for a thesis.
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Creating a fake identity online to get some quick no-strings-attached sex. Then you vanish like you never existed.
He made a fake dating profile with a picture of a dog. I thought I was dating a dog.
She claimed to be a CEO. I found out she was a barista who had a fake Instagram.
He told me he was a famous singer. I realized he couldn't even sing the chorus.
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Making up a whole life online just to get some fling. Then you disappear faster than a bad meme.
She told me she was a fashion designer. I found out she wore the same outfit every day.
He said he was a Navy SEAL. He couldn't even do a push-up.
She faked a love story. I found out she had a boyfriend in another state.
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Creating a fake online persona just to get some quick action. Then you erase everything like it was never there.
He said he was a rockstar. I found out he had a broken guitar and a 5000-word bio about his dog.
She told me she was a doctor. I found out she had a 3000-word bio about her cat.
He said he was a billionaire. I realized he had a 2000-word bio about his ex.
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Making a fake profile online just to get some no-strings-attached sex. Then you delete it like you were never there.
She told me she was a model. I found out she had a 4000-word bio about her dog.
He said he was a billionaire. I found out he had a 3000-word bio about his ex.
She faked a whole life. I found out she had a 2000-word bio about her cat.
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Lying online just to get a quick fling. Then you vanish like you were never there.
He said he was a rockstar. I found out he had a broken guitar and a 5000-word bio about his dog.
She told me she was a doctor. I found out she had a 3000-word bio about her cat.
He said he was a Navy SEAL. He couldn't even do a push-up.
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