Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total computer dummy who can’t even figure out how to send a text without crying.

Dan tried to install a app and his computer exploded.

He asked how to turn on Wi-Fi and got a degree in confusion.

He tried to log in and got a warning that his password was 'password'.

2

A human calculator who can’t even add two numbers without breaking a calculator.

Dan tried to copy-paste and got a warning from the universe.

He tried to open a file and got a pop-up saying 'Error: Dan is not a real person'.

He tried to send an email and it went to the trash can, the recycle bin, and then to the moon.

3

A person who thinks a computer is just a fancy toaster that doesn’t make toast.

He tried to run a program and got a message that said 'Dan is not a computer'.

He tried to use the internet and got a pop-up that said 'Dan is offline, forever'.

He tried to use a mouse and it ran away from him.

4

A human who thinks the internet is a giant magic carpet that sometimes breaks.

He tried to log in and got a message saying 'Dan is not a user'.

He tried to use a keyboard and it started crying.

He tried to send a message and it came back with a note that said 'Dan is not a real person'.

5

A person who thinks the computer is just a giant box that you yell at.

He tried to open a file and got a message that said 'Dan is not a file opener'.

He tried to use a screen and it blinked at him.

He tried to run a program and it asked for a password. He said 'password' and it asked again.