Hackensack hospital

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The biggest pile of medical trash in New Jersey. They keep building on it like it’s a never-ending f***ing nightmare.

I tried to get to work and got stuck behind a bunch of ambulances at Hackensack hospital. My car is now part of the hospital.

My mom got stuck in the ER for six hours because the nurses were too high to notice her.

They expanded the hospital again and now there’s a traffic jam that goes all the way to the moon.

A place where people go to die, but first they get yelled at by doctors who think they’re the f***ing god of medicine.

I got yelled at by a doctor who had no idea what was wrong with me. He just said, 'You’re f***ed.'

My uncle died in the hospital and it took three days for someone to notice.

They tried to charge me $100 for a band-aid. I walked out.

The worst hospital ever made. If it was a person, it would be in jail for f***ing up patients’ lives.

I got a wrong diagnosis and now I think I have a tumor in my head. It’s not true. It’s just stress.

They gave me a pill that made me cry and then told me to stop crying.

My dog got stuck in the hospital and now it’s part of the staff.