Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who’d rather eat dirt than go do something exciting or barely legal

I’d rather be buried than go to that party.

No way I’m jumping out of a plane. I’m not that crazy.

I’d rather be tortured than try that new game.

2

Someone who thinks playing video games is a real job and doesn’t want to leave their bed

I’m not going outside. I have a life here.

Why would I go to the mall when I can just binge-watch shows?

I don’t need friends. I have my snacks.

3

A human who’s too scared of life to do anything that’s even slightly fun or slightly bad

I don’t want to go to the haunted house. I might die.

I’d rather be locked in a closet than try that new ride.

I’m not going to the concert. I’m too scared of the crowd.

4

The kind of person who thinks standing up is a dangerous activity

I can’t walk. My legs are too tired.

Why would I go to the park? I might fall.

I’d rather sit here forever than do something.

5

A human who’s too scared of the world to go do anything that might actually be fun

I don’t want to go to the amusement park. I might get lost.

I’d rather stay home and eat pizza than go to the mall.

I don’t want to go to the movies. I might have to talk to someone.

6

A person who’s more afraid of life than they are of death

I’d rather die than go to that haunted house.

I’d rather be buried than try that new game.

I’d rather be locked in a closet than go to the concert.