Hacked and Mangled

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When an animal is so cute it makes you want to punch the world, but also looks like it got into a fight with a trash can and lost.
My cat looked like a wet mop that just got yelled at by a monster.
That dog was so adorable I almost cried… then I saw its face.
The raccoon looked like it had been kicked out of a party and got stuck in a dumpster.
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When an animal is trying hard to be adorable but looks like it got run over by a truck and then sat in a puddle.
The puppy looked like it had been in a mud fight and then cried in a sock.
That hamster looked like it had been thrown out of a window and then stepped on by a dinosaur.
My guinea pig looked like it had been dragged through a sewage pipe and then attacked by a sock.
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When an animal is so cute it gives you a heart attack, but also looks like it got into a wrestling match with a carpet and lost.
The kitten looked like it had been tossed into a blender and then stepped on by a sock.
My parrot looked like it had been beaten with a pillow and then sat in a puddle.
The bunny looked like it had been thrown out of a car and then stepped on by a confused elephant.
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