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The man who never shows up late for dinner because your boys are starving and he's too lazy to move, and if it's really easy, he'll take it twice just to be a pain.
Dad: "I'm coming, I'm coming... in 10 minutes." Mom: "We're all gonna die."
Bro: "You took the last piece of meat. I'm gonna die." HackDZnutZ: "I'll take the last piece of meat again."
HackDZnutZ: "I'm eating this, I'm eating this, I'm eating this."