Hackdirt

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A town so tiny and hidden it thinks it's the center of the universe, and the people there treat anyone who shows up like they just stole their last sandwich.
The guy at the gas station gave me the evil eye when I asked for directions.
My cousin got lost in Hackdirt and came back with a broken nose and a bad attitude.
The local bar fights every Friday and it's like a war zone.
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A place so far out of the way that it's like the rest of the world forgot it existed, and the people there are total trash to anyone who dares to visit.
I got yelled at for stepping on a cat in Hackdirt.
The mayor threatened to throw me in a ditch if I didn't leave.
The only restaurant there serves burnt food and bad vibes.
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A village so secluded it's like it's hiding from the world, and the people there are the worst kind of jerks you can imagine.
The local librarian called me a 'city kid' and said I had 'no taste in books.'
I got kicked out of the town square for laughing too loud.
The kids threw eggs at me because I wore a hat.
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