Hackbooked

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A cheap laptop hacked to run Apple’s fancy operating system. It’s like a Mac, but cheaper and more likely to crash while you’re doing your homework.

My Hackbook crashed during my math test. I got a zero and a side-eye from my teacher.

I tried to run Photoshop on my Hackbook. It froze and my cat stared at me like I was crazy.

My Hackbook Pro is so fast it made my mom’s phone jealous.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A dirty, 1337 way to say MacBook. It’s like calling your dog a “dog” but with more letters and less dignity.

My friend called his Hackbook a ‘MacBook’ and got laughed at by the entire class.

I tried to impress my crush by saying I had a Hackbook Pro. She asked what that was.

My teacher said I used too many 1337 words in my essay. I said ‘Hackbook’ and she flipped.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you log into someone else’s Facebook and make a mess. You post dumb stuff, invite all their friends to stupid events, and make their life a living hell.

I hackbooked my crush and invited all her friends to a ‘hardcore gangbang’ in the library.

I posted ‘My mom is a ghost’ on my crush’s Facebook. She cried and my teacher got mad.

I hackbooked my brother and changed his password to ‘butter’.

by Slangipedia 12d ago