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A lunatic who snorts Colombian blow like it's a holy sacrament

I saw him at the gas station snorting a bag of blow like it was his last meal.

He tried to blow a hole through the wall because the music was too loud.

He told the cop he was on a spiritual journey and not a crazy person.

A person who thinks Colombian blow is the key to world peace and also a good breakfast

He ate a waffle and snorted blow at the same time. It was a full breakfast.

He started a war with the grocery store because they ran out of blow.

He tried to negotiate with the police using blow as a peace offering.

A person so high on Colombian blow they think they're a god and also a toaster

He claimed he could toast bread with his mind and also turn into a chicken.

He tried to plug in a toaster to a blow bag and it sparked like a fire drill.

He told the priest he was a god and also a toaster. The priest said he was both.