hackathoner

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A bunch of office workers pretending to be geniuses while staying up all night to create stupid apps, just so the boss can look cool and you get nothing but a free sandwich.

I spent 12 hours coding a pizza delivery app and got a free sandwich. My boss got a promotion.

Hackathon? More like hack and die. I didn’t sleep and my brain feels like it’s on fire.

I coded for 3 days straight and my boss said, 'That was a great team effort.' I said, 'I'm still coding.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A party for brainiacs where everyone gets high on caffeine and nobody gets high on anything else.

Hackathon? It's like a nerdy rave. I brought energy drinks and a sleeping bag.

I had sex with my laptop at a hackathon. It was intense.

We did a hackathon in a closet. I think the closet got promoted.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A long event where people sit in a room and type like mad, pretending they're building the future.

I went to a hackathon and built a calculator. My future is a calculator.

They said we were building the future. I built a glorified to-do list.

I spent 48 hours coding and all I got was a headache and a website that crashes when you click on it.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A big meeting of tech geeks who try to break a website just for fun and probably a bonus.

We hacked a website and got a bonus. The website got a bruise.

I broke a bank’s website just for fun. Now I have a bonus and a guilty conscience.

The website tried to fight back. I think it used a virus.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A person who goes to hackathons more than 5 times and acts like it’s their full-time job, even though it's not.

I’m a hackathoner. I’ve been to 7 hackathons. I think I’m getting a degree in sleep deprivation.

I went to 6 hackathons. I’m now a professional at eating pizza and coding.

I’m a hackathoner. I’ve been to 8 of them. I’m now part of the furniture.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago