Hackasaurus

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A caveman who stole fire and used it to hack into other cavemen’s meat stash.
A caveman named Bob hacked into the cave of his enemy and stole all the steak.
The Hackasaurus used fire to break the code of the cave door and walked in like a boss.
He hacked so hard, the other cavemen thought he had a demon in his brain.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A lung-burned lunatic who chugs smoke like it's water, coughs like a dying dragon, and pukes like it's a holiday.
He lit up, coughed so hard he woke up the neighbor’s dog.
He smoked so much, his lungs turned into a used tissue factory.
He took a puff, hacked like a robot, and puked on his shoes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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