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You sniff farts like they’re gold when pedos are close enough to give you covid. It’s only real at night and called fart smella.

I waited for the pedo to cough before I inhaled that fart like it was perfume.

At the park, I did a full sniff dance when the pedo sneezed.

I told my mom I was going to sleep because I needed to turn on the fart smella mode.

You get a kick out of sniffing farts when pedos are near enough to make you sick. Only works at night and is called fart smella.

I sat next to the pedo on the bus just to catch that fart.

I had to hold my breath for 10 minutes because the pedo farted too loud.

I texted my friend, 'I’m coming home because the pedo farts are too strong.'

You love sniffing farts when pedos are close enough to kill you. Only happens at night and it’s called fart smella.

I followed the pedo into the school bathroom just to smell that fart.

I got sent to the principal’s office because I was sniffing farts in class.

I told my dad I was sick because I had to sniff a pedo fart in the car.

You think pedo farts are the best snack when they’re near enough to make you cough. Only works at night and is called fart smella.

I sat in the back of the bus just to eat that pedo fart like it was a snack.

I got kicked out of the store because I was sniffing a fart.

I told my teacher I had a stomachache because I ate a pedo fart.

You get a high from sniffing farts when pedos are near enough to make you gag. Only happens at night and it’s called fart smella.

I got dizzy from sniffing that pedo fart in the hallway.

I told my mom I was doing homework because I had a fart high.

I got suspended for sniffing farts in the cafeteria.

You live for sniffing farts when pedos are close enough to give you a headache. Only works at night and is called fart smella.

I got a headache from sniffing that pedo fart in the library.

I told my friend I was sick because I had a fart headache.

I got sent to the nurse because I was sniffing farts in the gym.