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This person is a total waste of oxygen and a disgrace to the human race
You're like a bad pizza that also failed math class
I would throw you out of a moving car if you were my friend
You're the reason why the moon has craters
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This person is the worst human being I have ever met and I once fought a chicken
You're like a broken toaster that also can't count
I would eat my own shoe before I'd hang out with you
You're the reason my dog now hates Mondays
3
This person is the human version of a failed experiment
You're like a used towel that also failed at life
I'd rather be stuck in a blender than be friends with you
You're the reason my plants now cry at night
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