hackabater

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a car mechanic who breaks cars on purpose and has a never-ending hard-on

He fixed my car then broke it again just so he could jerk off in the garage.

I asked him for a tune-up and he gave me a free hand job.

He said my car needed a 'deep clean' and I walked out with a bruised ego.

a guy who fixes cars but also fixes his own problems by making them worse

He fixed my engine but forgot to charge me for the cum in the oil.

He said my car was 'stuck in first gear' and I left with a broken leg and a boner.

He told me my car was 'dying' and I walked out with a broken heart and a new tattoo.

a mechanic who can't fix a car without making it look like a crime scene and his own face

He fixed my car and left a trail of cum from the hood to the gas tank.

He said my car had 'a lot of issues' and I got a face full of oil and a hand job.

He fixed my engine but I got a black eye and a new best friend.