hack your patch

She walked into the bar and said, 'I'm here to find a man who can hold his beer.'

He asked her if she was a regular, she said, 'No, I'm a pro.'

She posted a selfie with the caption, 'I'm not here for friends. I'm here for favors.'

She DM'd him, 'You look like you could use a little love.'

He said he was tired, she said, 'So am I, but I still want you.'

She came to his door with a coffee and a wink.

She told him, 'I'm not here for love. I'm here for the free pizza.'

She walked into the party and said, 'I'm the main course.'

He asked if she was single, she said, 'I'm not. I'm just not settled yet.'