Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The reason someone else gets hard when they think about you.

My dog looks at me like I'm the main character of his fantasy novel.

My coworker stares at my lunch like it's a buffet of dreams.

My ex texts me at 2 a. m. because I’m the main plot twist in his life.

2

The human version of a really good meme that makes other people laugh.

She walks into the room and everyone forgets how to breathe.

He texts me a picture of his face and I lose my mind.

My mom sees me and says, 'That’s my kid? I thought I had a celebrity.'

3

The reason someone else gets a boner just by existing.

He’s in the background of my life and I still can’t look away.

She’s the reason my brain goes on vacation every Tuesday.

My boss acts like I’m the only person who can make him happy.

4

The human equivalent of a really good snack that you can’t stop thinking about.

I see him in the hallway and I get a snack attack.

She walks by and I forget my name.

My neighbor waves and I can’t remember how to speak.

5

The reason someone else’s brain goes into overdrive just by looking at you.

She walks in and my brain short-circuits.

He sees me and forgets how to talk.

My friend texts me and I respond with emojis and a question mark.

6

The person who makes other people’s lives interesting just by being around.

She walks in and I instantly forget my purpose in life.

He shows up and I can’t remember why I’m even here.

My cousin sees me and says, 'You’re still here? I thought you left.'