Hack the Gibson

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Hack the Gibson is when you call someone a genius for doing something stupid, or you yell it at a kid who just asked how to hack without knowing what a computer is.

@HackTheGibson why do you think you're a hacker? You copied a meme from a floppy disk.

My cousin said 'Hack the Gibson' after I told him how to make a password.

I tried to Hack the Gibson and got a virus. My mom’s computer now screams at me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hack the Gibson is when you use a cheap PC and an internet connection to steal stupid files from a fancy computer and save them on a floppy disk like it’s the 90s.

My dad tried to Hack the Gibson and just copied a cat video. I called him a script kid.

My teacher said we all Hack the Gibson because we used floppy disks in 1995.

I tried to Hack the Gibson and only got a folder full of garbage files. My life is garbage.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hack the Gibson is what married geeks say when they sneak porn into fake files so their wives never find out they’re a total pervert.

My dad said he Hack the Gibson every night before bed. He’s a pervert.

My mom caught me watching porn on my laptop and said I didn’t Hack the Gibson properly.

I tried to Hack the Gibson and just got a folder named 'boring stuff'.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

In Dystopia, Hack the Gibson is when you go to the most important computer in the game and steal all the secrets it holds, like a god among nerds.

I Hack the Gibson in Dystopia and got a 100% completion. My friends are jealous.

Hack the Gibson is the only way to beat the boss in Dystopia.

I tried to Hack the Gibson and got beaten by a robot. My face is sore.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hack the Gibson is when you take a dog and stick your finger up its butt just because you're a total idiot.

My dog said 'Why did you Hack the Gibson?' and ran away from me.

My brother Hack the Gibson every day and now his dog hates him.

I tried to Hack the Gibson and just got a smelly mess on my hands.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hack the Gibson is when you use fancy 1337 skills to steal secrets and beat up the system because you’re angry at the man and want all the glory.

I Hack the Gibson and stole all the secrets from the man. I’m a legend now.

My friend said he Hack the Gibson and got a 100% completion. I called him a nerd.

I tried to Hack the Gibson and just got yelled at by the system. It was mean.

by Slangipedia 12d ago