Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Can it be done? Like asking a kid to clean a landfill and expecting it to smell like a flower garden.

Can it be done? I don’t even know what the internet is anymore.

Can it be done? My grandma tried to hack a toaster and it exploded.

Can it be done? My dog tried to hack my phone and it just stared at me.

2

Will there be anything left of the internet? Probably not enough to build a decent Wi-Fi signal.

Will there be anything left of the internet? My browser just crashed from the chaos.

Will there be anything left of the internet? My mom’s phone turned into a toaster.

Will there be anything left of the internet? My cat now controls the internet.

3

Who will take on the challenge? A person with a death wish and a lousy internet connection.

Who will take on the challenge? My cousin tried and now he lives in a spam folder.

Who will take on the challenge? I took it on and now my computer is crying.

Who will take on the challenge? My friend tried and now his phone is on fire.

4

What will be the prize? A golden toilet seat and a lifetime supply of pop tarts.

What will be the prize? I’d take a golden toilet seat over my job any day.

What will be the prize? My dog wants a golden toilet seat.

What will be the prize? I’d rather have a lifetime supply of pop tarts.

5

Turning a 1 into 0? That’s like turning a pizza into a plate of dirt.

Turning a 1 into 0? My brain turned 1 into 0 and now I’m confused.

Turning a 1 into 0? My calculator turned 1 into 0 and it cried.

Turning a 1 into 0? My mom turned 1 into 0 and now she’s a ghost.

6

Who can take control the longest wins? That’s just a fancy way of saying ‘who can scream the loudest’.

Who can take control the longest wins? I screamed for 10 minutes and won.

Who can take control the longest wins? My brother screamed and turned the internet off.

Who can take control the longest wins? My dog screamed and took over the internet.

7

Any thoughts? Probably not worth the trouble, but that’s not stopping anyone.

Any thoughts? I thought it was a joke, but now I’m crying.

Any thoughts? I had thoughts and now my phone is broken.

Any thoughts? I had thoughts and now I’m confused.

8

Ideas? I’ve got ideas, but they’re all just garbage.

Ideas? My ideas are so bad, they made my dog quit.

Ideas? I had an idea and now my computer is mad.

Ideas? My ideas are like my math homework: completely wrong.