hack me

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A stupid piece of paper you stick on someones back because you think theyre important and you want to embarrass them online. Its like a kick me sign but for retards who think theyre hackers.
I taped a 'hack me' sign on my moms back and she walked into her bosses meeting.
My brother stuck it on his teachers back and now he gets lunch duty for a month.
I put it on my crushs back and now he thinks I'm a hacker from Russia.
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When you get hacked and you go full retard trying to prove it to your hacker by searching random stuff just to look cool. Its like you think youre in a movie.
I searched 'how to hack a president' just to show my hacker I knew what I was doing.
I looked up 'how to hack the moon' because I thought that would make me look cool.
I searched 'how to hack a toaster' and my hacker laughed at me.
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When you tell your friend to take over your Chromecast and you let them ruin your movie night. Its like you signed up for a nightmare.
I told my friend to take over my Chromecast and he watched cat videos the whole time.
My brother took over my stream and started streaming his lunch.
I let my sister take over and she played 'Baby Shark' for two hours.
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