hack job

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A lousy piece of work done by someone who doesn't know what they're doing and probably never will.
My brother tried to fix my laptop and now it's broken and I have to use my phone to do homework.
The guy who painted my house did it in one day and it looks like a war zone.
My friend's 'hack job' of a presentation was just a bunch of random words on a slide.
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A slapdash mess that makes no sense and is barely worth the time it took to do it.
My mom's 'hack job' of a cake looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
The new guy at work tried to fix the printer and now it won’t even print letters.
My friend's ‘hack job’ of a playlist had 100 songs and no order.
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A lazy, half-assed way of solving a problem, like a drunk guy trying to fix a leak with duct tape and a prayer.
My dad tried to fix the sink with a mop and some glue. It’s still leaking and smells like old socks.
My friend’s ‘hack job’ of a project had one paragraph and a drawing of a cat.
My teacher let me turn in my ‘hack job’ of a report with three sentences and a meme.
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A rushed, clueless job done in a hurry, like someone trying to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My brother tried to clean my room in 10 minutes and now it looks like a tornado hit it.
My mom’s ‘hack job’ of a dinner was just a bag of chips and a bottle of soda.
My friend’s ‘hack job’ of a test had all the answers wrong and one question written in crayon.
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A guy who shows up and turns everything into a disaster, like a kid who spills a whole drink on a clean shirt.
The guy who came to fix my car turned it into a garbage truck.
My friend’s ‘hack job’ of a group project was just him yelling at everyone.
The ‘hack job’ of a party was just me eating pizza and watching a movie.
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A stupid, clumsy, or lazy hit to ruin someone’s day before they even know what hit them.
My friend sent a fake message to my crush saying I was cheating on him.
My mom texted my dad and told him I had a crush on his ex.
My brother changed my Instagram password to ‘password’ and I couldn’t log in for a week.
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A guy who shows up and messes everything up, like a kid who eats all the ice cream and leaves the bowl in the toilet.
The ‘hack job’ came in and turned my room into a war zone.
My friend’s ‘hack job’ was just him wearing pajamas to a meeting.
My teacher’s ‘hack job’ of a test had no questions and just said, ‘Good luck.’
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The kind of work that only a guy who doesn’t know what a hammer is would do.
My dad’s ‘hack job’ of a fence looked like a toddler threw bricks at it.
My friend’s ‘hack job’ of a math test had all the answers written in crayon.
My teacher’s ‘hack job’ of a lesson was just her yelling at the board.
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A messy, unprofessional, or completely ridiculous way of doing something.
My brother’s ‘hack job’ of a presentation was just him reading from a napkin.
My friend’s ‘hack job’ of a project was a paper that said, ‘I did it.’
My teacher’s ‘hack job’ of a test had only one question and it was about how to spell ‘hacker.’
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A stupid attempt at doing something, like a kid trying to ride a bike with no wheels.
My friend’s ‘hack job’ of a math test was just a bunch of numbers and a smiley face.
My brother’s ‘hack job’ of a science project was just a banana and a piece of string.
My mom’s ‘hack job’ of a dinner was just a bowl of cereal and a spoon.
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