Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who hacks stuff and makes it work even when it’s broken and smells like old pizza.

Why did you search this? I saw him fix my phone with a pencil and a curse.

He hacked my Wi-Fi and now my mom’s texts are all in emojis.

He turned my Xbox into a toaster. I don’t know why.

2

A guy who does things so fast it looks like magic, but it’s just him being lazy.

He did my math homework in 10 seconds. I got a D because I didn’t do it.

He finished my lunch in two bites. My mom cried.

He hacked my game and beat it in 30 seconds. I got banned.

3

A guy who fries things like he’s cooking for the devil and doesn’t care if it burns.

He fried my chicken and it looked like a fire happened.

He fried my dad’s hair. Now it’s orange.

He fried my mom’s phone. Now it’s a toaster.

4

A guy who gashes things like it’s his job and he doesn’t care if it screams.

He gashed my car and now it’s got a face.

He gashed my math test and I failed.

He gashed my brother’s arm. Now he’s a vampire.

5

A girl who has a cervix and uses it to scan people like they’re in a movie.

She scanned my teacher and now he’s singing.

She scanned my mom and now she’s a robot.

She scanned my dad and now he’s a chicken.

6

A guy who does scan stuff and makes it work even when it’s broken and smells like old pizza.

He scanned my phone and now it’s talking to me.

He scanned my lunch and now it’s a robot.

He scanned my mom’s voice and now she’s a robot.

7

A guy who grrrs like he’s mad and doesn’t care if people get scared.

He grrr’d at my teacher and now he’s a chicken.

He grrr’d at my mom and now she’s a robot.

He grrr’d at my dad and now he’s a vampire.

8

A guy who cm bc th bc shrub and doesn’t care if people get confused.

He cm bc th bc shrub’d my phone and now it’s a toaster.

He cm bc th bc shrub’d my mom and now she’s a robot.

He cm bc th bc shrub’d my dad and now he’s a chicken.