Hack-angel

My cousin’s a hack-angel. He tried to drown a rat in a toilet and it bit him.

The hack-angel at the party peed on the floor and called it a 'rat spa.'

I saw a hack-angel try to pee into a rat’s mouth. It screamed and ran away.

The hack-angel at the gym farted at a rat and it ran out crying.

My neighbor’s a hack-angel. He throws rats in his toilet and hopes they’ll die from stink.

I saw a hack-angel try to fart at a rat. It just stared at him and walked away.

The hack-angel at the park peed on a rat and it cried like a baby.

My brother’s a hack-angel. He pees on rats and says it’s 'rat therapy.'

I saw a hack-angel pee on a rat and it ran away screaming, 'I’m never going back to the toilet!'