hack a lugi

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To chuck out a slimy blob of snot so big it looks like a used gum ball and it’s the color of a sick frog; then you’re like ‘thanks for the gift’.

My buddy hack a lugi in the middle of a Zoom call and the teacher turned off the camera.

I hack a lugi in the bus and the kid behind me yelled, ‘You’re gonna get me sick.’

At the mall, I hack a lugi into a pizza and the guy next to me walked out.

When you blow out a snot rocket so big and gross it looks like it came from a swamp and you’re like ‘thanks for the upgrade.’

In math class, I hack a lugi on the teacher’s desk and she gave me a zero.

At the movies, I hack a lugi on my brother’s shirt and he screamed like a baby.

I hack a lugi in the cafeteria and the principal made me clean the floor.

When you spit out a snot glob so big and ugly it looks like it was dipped in dirt and you’re like ‘that was a hot mess.’

I hack a lugi on my mom’s new couch and she said, ‘You’re gonna pay for that.’

In the bathroom, I hack a lugi and the toilet clogged.

At the park, I hack a lugi on a kid’s leg and he ran away crying.