hack a bogey

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When someone begs another person for a smoke like they’re dying and it’s the only thing keeping them from screaming into the void.

'Hack a bogey, I swear I’ll punch your face if you don’t give me that cigarette.'

'I’m gonna fall asleep if you don’t hack a bogey right now.'

'Hack a bogey or I’m gonna haunt you in the afterlife.'

A desperate plea for a cigarette that sounds like a last request from a prisoner in a dungeon.

'Hack a bogey before I start crying in the middle of the parking lot.'

'I’ve been smoking for 30 years and you’re gonna make me hack a bogey? Don’t even talk to me.'

'Hack a bogey or I’m gonna tell your mom about your bad hair day.'

When you’re so low on smokes you’re practically begging your friend like they’re your only hope in this messed-up life.

'Hack a bogey or I’m gonna die before I turn 30.'

'Hack a bogey and I’ll let you borrow my last sock.'

'Hack a bogey and I won’t tell the whole class about your bad grade.'

The saddest way to ask for a cigarette, like you’re about to fall apart and it’s all because of no smoke.

'Hack a bogey or I’m gonna fall apart right here.'

'Hack a bogey, I’m not even gonna say anything about your messy room.'

'Hack a bogey and I’ll give you my last piece of pizza.'

When you're so broke and out of smokes you’re asking your friend like they're your personal cigarette machine.

'Hack a bogey, I can’t go another day without it.'

'Hack a bogey or I’m gonna start talking to the ceiling.'

'Hack a bogey and I won’t tell your boss about your bad attitude.'

A last-ditch effort to get a cigarette, like you're about to lose your mind and it's all because of no smoke.

'Hack a bogey or I'm gonna lose my mind in the middle of the hallway.'

'Hack a bogey or I'm gonna start talking to the vending machine.'

'Hack a bogey and I’ll stop teasing you about your hair.'