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When you code like a god, making computers do stuff they weren’t supposed to do. Regular coders just type stuff; hackers make magic happen.
Yo, I just hacked the school’s WiFi and got free pizza for a week.
That kid hacked the teacher’s laptop and made it play ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ on loop.
I hacked the vending machine and got free soda for 20 minutes.
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When you steal into computers like a thief, just to mess with people or steal stuff. It’s not fancy, it’s just annoying.
He hacked the bank and took $100 from my account just for fun.
My friend hacked my mom’s phone and sent her a message from my dad’s ex.
They hacked the cop’s radio and played ‘Baby Shark’ during traffic jam.
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When you make a quick, ugly fix just to get something working. It’s like duct tape for problems.
I hacked my phone with a paperclip just to get it to charge.
She hacked her car’s engine with a stick and a prayer.
He hacked his pizza into a triangle so he could eat it faster.
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When you find a way to get out of a problem or just accept it, even if it’s stupid.
I can hack this math test, I just need to count to 10 and forget the numbers.
She can hack the teacher’s glare and just laugh it off.
He hacks his life by eating cereal for dinner every day.
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A movie director who just wants money, not art. They make bad movies just for the cash.
This hack director made 10 movies in a year and all of them sucked.
He hacked the script so he could take all the credit.
That hack director put a chicken in the middle of the movie for no reason.
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When you catch a ride in the city by asking someone if they’ll take you somewhere for a few bucks. It’s cheap, it’s messy, it’s real.
Yo, you got me on a hack? I’ll take you to the bodega for $5.
She hacked a ride from the subway to the mall and got there in 10 minutes.
He hacked a ride to the park and ended up in the wrong neighborhood.
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A taxi driver, especially in big cities. They drive around, sometimes in the worst parts of town.
That hack drove me through three traffic jams and still charged me extra.
She’s a hack who only takes you places if you tip her well.
He’s a hack who once drove a cop to a crime scene and got arrested.
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The holes in the ice where curlers rest their brooms. Also, what smokers do while playing curling.
He hacked the ice and smoked like a dragon during the game.
The hack was so bad, the broom fell into the hole.
She hacked the ice and took a drag like she was in a commercial.
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