Hacienda Heights

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A tiny, run-down neighborhood that thinks it's fancy because it's not technically a city. It’s full of broke immigrants, loud cars, and people who wear fake designer stuff with cheap pants. The only thing that matters is the football rivalry between two schools, and Los Altos always wins because they’re better than everyone else.
My cousin moved to Hacienda Heights and now thinks she’s rich because she has a Louis Vuitton bag from Walmart.
My brother’s car has a spinner hubcap so big it hits the neighbor’s fence every time he turns.
My friend’s mom works at a Mexican taco place and says it’s the best job she’s ever had.
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A cheat move used when you’re losing and you’re too lazy to actually win. You just change the rules and hope no one notices you’re a fraud.
I called my friend a cheater mid-game and said, ‘You’re changing the rules again.’
My sister screamed, ‘This is unfair! You didn’t follow the rules!’ when I added a new rule in the middle of our board game.
My dad said, ‘You didn’t even follow the rules, you’re just a cheater.’
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