hacienda

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A fancy Spanish mansion where rich people live and think they’re better than everyone else.

My uncle lives in a hacienda and still thinks he’s the king of the world.

That girl’s house is a hacienda and she still acts like she’s the only one who matters.

He spent $1 million on his hacienda and still complains about his taxes.

A small group of guys who all have tiny little wieners and think they’re the best.

My cousin’s in the hacienda and he can’t even fit in a regular pair of jeans.

That guy in the hacienda tried to flex and it looked like he was crying.

The whole hacienda group got kicked out of the gym because they kept laughing at people.

When you’re so messed up you can’t tell if you’re high, tired, or just mad at life.

I was in a hacienda state when I ate my math test for breakfast.

She was in a hacienda state and tried to talk to the principal like he was her friend.

He was in a hacienda state and drew a mustache on the teacher’s face.

A Mexican gang party where they dip their junk in spicy food and then have sex like it’s a competition.

The whole gang was at the hacienda and they all got extra spicy.

He got so spicy at the hacienda that he cried like a baby.

They had a hacienda party and the neighbor called the cops because he heard a scream.

A small town in LA that’s kind of ghetto, kind of rich, and kind of stuck in the 90s.

Hacienda Heights is the place where your mom’s friend lives and still thinks Target is fancy.

That kid from Hacienda Heights wears a Louis Vuitton bag with his Target jeans like it’s a badge of honor.

Hacienda Heights is the only place where people still think 90s cars are cool.

When you flex so hard at the hacienda that everyone else looks like they’re just there for the show.

He did a hacienda flex and it looked like he was trying to break the ceiling.

She did a hacienda flex and the whole gym started clapping.

That guy did a hacienda flex and the teacher had to take him out of class.

When you chug a beer out of your butt and then let it come out of your butt into someone else’s mouth.

He did a hacienda and it looked like he was trying to poison his friend.

She did a hacienda and the whole class started laughing at her.

That guy did a hacienda and the teacher had to clean the floor.