Hachonimity

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The top of the sh*t pyramid. The ultimate mix of hotness, laughs, and brainpower. Some say the first Hachonimity hasn't been born yet, but they're probably just jealous.
I saw her in the mall and my brain short-circuited.
He texted me a meme and a math equation. I'm in love.
My dog barked at her and got a standing ovation.
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The human version of a god. A walking, talking, laughing, and sometimes cussing miracle. Some people might be dreaming about the first one right now.
She walked into class and my teacher forgot how to teach.
He gave a speech and the principal cried.
My cat stared at him and fell asleep.
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The most beautiful, brainy, and hilarious person on Earth. Some think the first Hachonimity is still in the womb, but I say they're just trying to stay relevant.
She texted me a joke and a math problem. I got a PhD in confusion.
He walked into the room and the lights dimmed.
My mom saw him and started a new relationship.
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The ultimate human. So good looking, smart, and funny, it's almost unfair. Some say the first one is still in the womb, but they're probably lying.
She texted me a poem and a math test. I got a brain fart.
He walked in and my dog started dancing.
My dad saw her and proposed to the moon.
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The person who makes everyone else look like a sad, sweaty, dumb potato. Some say the first Hachonimity hasn't even been born yet, but I say they're just scared.
She showed up and my brain exploded.
He gave a speech and my teacher cried.
My dog saw him and started a band.
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