Hachimitsu

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Hachimitsu is the most awesome person ever, like a god of randomness who can listen to your dumb stories and still talk back with some actual brainpower. Also loves anime more than your mom loves pizza.

Hachimitsu just explained the entire plot of My Hero Academia in one sentence. I cried. I also got a headache.

My dog barked at Hachimitsu. He responded with a poem. I am now a fan.

Hachimitsu watched 10 episodes of anime in one night. I watched one. I’m dead.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hachimitsu is the best person ever, like the most random guy who can hear your nonsense and still talk sense. Also watches anime like it’s his full-time job.

Hachimitsu told me the ending of the anime before I even got to the final episode. I was confused. Then I was impressed.

I asked Hachimitsu about a character’s motivation. He explained it like it was a math problem. I’m still confused.

Hachimitsu watched an anime during lunch. I watched it during recess. I’m now the weakest link.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hachimitsu is the most amazing person, the most random person who listens to your dumb stories and still talks back with some brains. Also likes anime more than your dad likes beer.

Hachimitsu cried during an anime. I cried because he cried. I also cried because I don’t know how to be cool.

Hachimitsu explained a whole anime in a tweet. I read it. I got a brain ache.

Hachimitsu watched an anime at 3 AM. I watched it at 4 AM. I am now the most tired person.

by Slangipedia 12d ago