Hachiman

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A grumpy, smug, solo wolf who thinks they're the best at everything. They laugh at their own failures and make everyone else feel like they're the punchline of a bad joke. They’ll cut off their own arm for a win.
'I failed my math test. Again. But at least I’m not the one who failed.'
'You think I care about your feelings? I’m getting a win here.'
'I’d rather die than let you beat me at this game.'
2
A cocky, bitter, one-man army who thinks the world owes them everything. They mock themselves for fun and make others feel like they’re the joke. They’ll stab you in the back if it helps them win.
'I got a D. But I’m still better than you.'
'You’re the joke. I’m the punchline.'
'If I had to choose between winning and being nice, I’d choose winning.'
3
A sour, proud, solitary creature who laughs at their own misery and makes others feel like they’re the problem. They’ll ruin their life just to get what they want.
'I failed again. But I’m still better than you.'
'You’re the problem. I’m the solution.'
'I’d rather be alone than be friends with someone who’s not as cool as me.'
4
A grumpy, smug, solo wolf who thinks they’re the best at everything. They laugh at their own failures and make everyone else feel like they’re the punchline of a bad joke. They’ll cut off their own arm for a win.
'I failed my math test. Again. But at least I’m not the one who failed.'
'You think I care about your feelings? I’m getting a win here.'
'I’d rather die than let you beat me at this game.'
5
A cocky, bitter, one-man army who thinks the world owes them everything. They mock themselves for fun and make others feel like they’re the joke. They’ll stab you in the back if it helps them win.
'I got a D. But I’m still better than you.'
'You’re the joke. I’m the punchline.'
'If I had to choose between winning and being nice, I’d choose winning.'
6
A sour, proud, solitary creature who laughs at their own misery and makes others feel like they’re the problem. They’ll ruin their life just to get what they want.
'I failed again. But I’m still better than you.'
'You’re the problem. I’m the solution.'
'I’d rather be alone than be friends with someone who’s not as cool as me.'
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